413. after joining forces, the greeks and romans decided to hold a competitive game of tug-of-war. nobody won. leo accidentally set the rope on fire.
(Source: mythomagic)
245. in percy’s freshman english class, dr. boring decided to start the unit on the odyssey with students writing down every name, every monster, everything they know about greek mythology. most of the class took about five minutes, but halfway through the period percy was still scribbling down…
237. percy is such a good singer that the birds go silent. and then die.
219. chiron and sally had a bet about when percy and annabeth would start dating. chiron lost.
210. after the war, chiron decided it was time to make a new orientation video - new demigods kept laughing too hard at the 90’s hairstyles to pay attention to the information. a few old-timers were chosen to narrate. annabeth explained the history of the camp, the rules, the setup. percy was assigned two sections: the welcome message, and ‘how not to shoot an arrow’.
157. mrs. stoll read the harry potter books to her sons when they were younger. they idolized fred and george weasley, and went around the house saying “mischief managed!” for days.
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147. on one of the many occasions dionysus had disobeyed his father’s orders and became drunk, chiron took advantage of the inebriated god. the centaur gave him a pen and paper and ordered him to list the names of all the campers. mr. d named all 103 campers to the letter, even listing the twin sons of demeter apollo said would be joining them the next day.
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138. when annabeth found percy, the other campers literally had to pry them apart with a crowbar.
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119. percy got punched by annabeth for asking, “you think i’m good looking? why didn’t you tell me you thought that?”
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